If a Boston Red Sowacks fan fell off the bandwagon and no one was there to hear it, did he really fall?

No, not a Yankees fan, but you crude abnoctious Red Sox houligans have me secretly hoping they come back and shut you up. Where were all of you when I lived in Newport RI and Carver, Ma from 1979-2001? Why are you all so freaking proud and self promoting over one ring since 1918? I'm a proud fan of a struggling Kansas City Royals team and WE can even say we've won one since 1918. Ooops, since1985.